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Location: california
Job: umbrella salesman
Keep a green tree in your heart, and perhaps a singing bird will come.
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i had this idea
for a flash
based on
kobe bryant.
kobe:
mba all star
who went to china
for the olympics
and had
millions of groupies.
about a year ago
he was
accused of rape.
a friend of mine made the joke that:
"kobe only had 16 points last night. you know what kobe's problem is? he needs to stop raping people and focus on basketball."
so i was
playing basketball
yesterday,
and everytime
i shot the ball
i would say
KOBE!!!
later i reflected,
kobe = success
so
kobe-phobe = fear of success
however
kobe-phobe = fear of being raped
also.
im still not sure
how i can
turn this
into a kickass flash, but im hopeful
im usually a happy guy, with a couple things to say.
if you haven't seen or heard of these things, check them out. look around for 10 minutes and if you don't learn something, then leave it. just remember some time invested could change your life.
zeitgeist.com truth is authority
livestrong.com all the support and info you need to be a healthy person
last.fm good sight to find new music
books i HEAVILY recommend:
fight club (also a movie that can be seen on watch-movie.net)
the curious incident of the dog in the night-time
The Four Agreements (Pretty much all of life's lessons and some major things you might want to read if you're trying to live a drama free life)
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